bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

A king’s arrival is never silent





Hilda by Duane Bryers

I think I just found my perfect woman.

How cute!


14th century Harley Quinn for Sketch_Dailies' #harlequin prompt over on twitter!  I am nothing if not predictable.


Fantastic Foxes [via/sources]

This guy I work with asked me if it was okay to use the customer loyalty system to get this girl’s phone number and then after that he asked me if that was considered creepy.

Do I really need to explain this to a 20 something year old man? Really?

And when I said ‘if a guy did that to me, I would demand that he be fired from his job’ he rolled his eyes. Her address, number, email and place she works at are on that customer file. So, yeah. That is level 10 creepy.


some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 






The Joker   -   naratani
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*paints my nails and sits still for an hour but they mess up anyways* I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn’t even matter


War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.

Elementary Sherlock is so perfect. He’s exactly what I imagined Sherlock Holmes would be like when I was a kid and reading the stories. 

He’s awkward and standoff-ish at times, but not a ‘high functioning sociopath’ who doesn’t care about anyone else’s feelings or emotions until it’s necessary to the plot.

And his relationship with Watson is fucking brilliant. It’s not all about him manipulating her. He was genuinely interested in showing her how he works. In teaching her how to help people. He isn’t a human tornado thrashing through Watson’s life.

And him rehabilitating those roosters from the cock fighting ring. That’s a man who wants to use his gifts to make the world better.

Fucking Elementary, man.


*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey