Her stupid ass

"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."

— This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)
Aug 28   780,587 notes   # sad 

Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.



The Internet Is Totally Freaking Out Over How Amazing This Black Cosplayer Looks As Spider-Man

*throws money at the screen in hopes they give him a movie contract*


Dear you,

Bury me beneath the floorboards. Anchor me out at sea. My dear, say goodbye to me. I keep tripping over these livewires behind my teeth. Shaky breath, coughing like brick chimney lungs. Dancing smoke, thick like tension. Indecision. Giving in to all the ladybug freckles in your eyes. I could leave you. If I needed to.





Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.




Dear me.



treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 


Come back here, son


Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

Me: If I were to rearrange the alphabet
Person: Oh god not this one again
Me: I'd rearrange pqrs to be spqr because Rome rules
Person: What

Artist: UnknownMiley Cyrus
Title: UnknownAdore You
Album: UnknownBangerz (Deluxe Version)

Miley Cyrus - Adore You

Lucy Liu on her “boxing incident.” [x]